Ms. Baker

A teacher or professor in her cougar years with a large bust, full lips and wide hips. Thought of as being attractive, and has certainly been the cause of many stains on high school and college guys bed sheets.

Dude 1: Remember our old english teacher Ms. Baker?
Dude 2: Was she the one with phat ass tits, fat ass lips and bangin' ass lips?
Dude 1: Hell yeah dawg!

by Mister_Nøgenhat January 3, 2017

bakersfield

A place where people from hell come. Also a place people like to bash by putting definitions like this in their profile. But really, it is that bad....this place fuckin sucks....

This is the place Saimar Algeed came from. Bakersfield is Saimar's favorite place becuase he can see sooooo many exotic cars. So cool.

by cirque de soleil February 24, 2005

sperm baker

The status rendered to the female gender as a result of compulsory pregnancy.

Parents tell daughters they can be anything they want, whether it's CEO of a company or CEO of the country (aka President of the United States). Apparently, they're all full of s*** since the female's ultimate role, according to the so-called "pro-life" movement, is to serve as a sperm baker for the male gender, specifically, his sperm.

by FedUpWithBeingBitchSlappedYetLadies? May 26, 2006

clam baker

One who puts the pussy on a Pedastole.

Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam-baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.

Usually your best friends, friend talks up the pussy but your buddies in fact know he's GAY.

Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.

by G-MONEY06492 August 2, 2006

bakersfield

A horrible place filled with illegal immigrants and dirty minorities that are doing the United states no good.

Bakersfield is full of wetbacks and dead-beats

by tim harrold April 13, 2006

tyler baker

I someone you can always can count on, a true friend, and a person who won't judge you no matter what

You're a real Tyler Baker

by Noodledudebrotho December 3, 2016

bakers dozen

Sexual intercourse involving 12 men and one girl which includes fucking her vagina, ass, mouth, tits, hands, chin , feet and back of the knees. At the end she should be sprayed with a fountain of cum causing her to drown.

My classmate is having a bakers dozen on Saturday!

by John2493 February 10, 2010