Alabama strongman

Alabama strongman- when you and a pal are Eiffel towering a chick and start arm wrestling

Bro last night we were starting an Eiffel Tower but we locked eyes and had to do a Alabama strongman

by Leviathan’s Ted talk August 11, 2022

alabama longjohn

while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.

my 3 year old sister alabama longjohned all day, i had to mop for 24 hours.

by Alabama long master December 7, 2018

alabama truckstop

This happens in a truckstop restroom when you're fucking someone in the ass while they're doing meth. Then someone walks in trying to take a shit and they join in while pooping at the same time.

I started to fuck her then it turned into an Alabama Truckstop and things got weird.

by Daren Mac June 25, 2015

Alabama damn

A damn you give to the Alabama degree

Jeff: Did you see Mark got a new cat
You: I don't give an Alabama damn about Mark's cat

by Batmans_Toe April 11, 2023

Alabama China

Paper plates, plastic utensils/cups.

Let's use the Alabama China so we don't have to wash dishes.

by CainisAble September 3, 2016

alabama steambath

The sexual act of urinating on a fecal excretion while it is passed through ones anus.

My adventurous girlfriend insisted upon an Alabama Steambath.

by Ducker-doodle October 28, 2017

Alabama Sock

Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock

Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021