lightbulb alabama

When you turn the lights on and realize you're not where you thought you were.

Bob flicked on the light switch and a lightbulb alabama happened, I was in my room, not Bob's.

by Wafflesacrifice March 6, 2016

Alabama Centipede

When there or more people go ass to mouth and at least two of them are related.

Dago was the head of the Alabama Centipede. Behind him the wife and daughter of his employer.

by Mulligan December 4, 2018

Alabama Avalanche

The act of cumming in your girlfriends vagina so much that it creates a mountain of jizz.

Hey man me and my girl made an Alabama Avalanche last night.

by Death is fun December 7, 2018

alabama longjohn

while wearing a pair of long johns, pull down the bottoms and tie them off, then liquid shit hot diarrhea and run around your house till their is mud prints everywhere.

my 3 year old sister alabama longjohned all day, i had to mop for 24 hours.

by Alabama long master December 7, 2018

Alabama Kazoo

When you go to blow your uncle and the straw you were chewing enters his urethra.

"Damn Alabama kazoo got me pissin wicker."

by Hamilton Cannon January 8, 2019

alabama crabclaw

When a woman gets 2 pairs of tongs and tries to pull a mans dick off from underneath while he stands, arched making clicking noises with his tounge.

I’m hyped to try my luck with suzie to try the Alabama crabclaw

by BigBoyBartho June 13, 2018

alabama leperchaun

A midget jerks off in his hand and slaps you

That midget walked up and gave me an alabama leperchaun. I immediatly washed my face

by Ironworker May 24, 2018