My age mom is a best friend who always looks out for you and acts like your mom but in a cool way. Like you can be wild around them but if you get too wild they will calm you down because they act like your mom but they are your age.
Bff: What did you think of the new guy I’m dating?
My age mom: He’s cool, I ran a background check on him, I approve.
Bff: omg, you’re such a My age mom! I love it!
My age mom: He’s cool, I ran a background check on him, I approve.
Bff: omg, you’re such a My age mom! I love it!
by Fox Meow April 04, 2019
(Dora is aged up for legal reasons) Dora walked up close to you and pulled you into her backpack. In there you saw Map and a bunch of tools. Dora carried you until you arrived at your destination. Before you could walk away she pulled you into a kiss. You kisses back, she ends the kiss and asks you if you want to make chocolate with her grandmother. You guys stirred it together locking eyes forgetting that her grandmother is right next to you. Be grandmother coughs to get your attention and as soon as that you get back to work.
by NOYA-SANN May 06, 2021
The growing critical mass of compassionate people who choose peace over war, kindness instead of anger and hate, goodness and love rather than cruelty and harm. The growing massive influx and sharing of information, truth, ideas, solutions and care in the techno-revolution and beyond feeds the critical mass during the messianic age.
1. Messianic age creates a growing renaissance of informed, caring people. Instead of being judgmental and critical of each other, people choose learning, discernment, self-respect, respect for others, compassion and kindness.
2. In the messianic age, finding how to make life and the environment a better place triumphs. People with religious beliefs are content to live their values no longer judging others. Religions acknowledge that in the messianic age, discoveries may continue beyond anything we were convinced we already knew. So being smug and graceless in doctrine and dogma stops ... no longer motivated by fear and limitations, but by compassion, improvement, kindness and love.
In the messianic age, people of all beliefs learn to get along like never before: "Can you belief it? That Christian has friends who are Muslims, Jews, Atheists, Agnostics, Sikhs--even some gay people. Never thought I'd see that in my life time!"
"Maybe because it's easier to be connected now with the Internet, and because they stopped nitpicking and judging each other."
"Ah, that makes sense. But what about the jihadists?"
"Even they have gotten tired of killing each other and themselves. What a waste."
2. In the messianic age, finding how to make life and the environment a better place triumphs. People with religious beliefs are content to live their values no longer judging others. Religions acknowledge that in the messianic age, discoveries may continue beyond anything we were convinced we already knew. So being smug and graceless in doctrine and dogma stops ... no longer motivated by fear and limitations, but by compassion, improvement, kindness and love.
In the messianic age, people of all beliefs learn to get along like never before: "Can you belief it? That Christian has friends who are Muslims, Jews, Atheists, Agnostics, Sikhs--even some gay people. Never thought I'd see that in my life time!"
"Maybe because it's easier to be connected now with the Internet, and because they stopped nitpicking and judging each other."
"Ah, that makes sense. But what about the jihadists?"
"Even they have gotten tired of killing each other and themselves. What a waste."
by sunprism1366mepr January 04, 2014
The most disgusting and hated thing known to mankind. Has the most stupid name (Roshan) and is still making people rage over its existence after Ice Age 1's release March 15 2002. Blue Sky Studios has not apologized yet for creating this awful creature. He is probably is the reason your parents got a divorce.
Guy 1: Damn my parents got a divorce *clearly shows a sad face*
Guy 2: It's because of the Ice Age Baby Roshan
Guy 2: It's because of the Ice Age Baby Roshan
by ileftlifebehind March 06, 2020
by TheIceAgeBaby July 03, 2022
by Nativewicasa September 18, 2018
The theory that if a male does not masturbate or anything that causes them to nut then their nut will age. The long a male's nut ages the better it tastes for the female or male. A good comparison for nut will be wine. The longer a wine ages the better it tastes and the more of a luxury and delicacy it is.
Friend: "Hey man, you practice the Aged-nut Theory"
You: "Of course man, I'm trying to give my woman a delicious tasting nut"
You: "Of course man, I'm trying to give my woman a delicious tasting nut"
by xemoo December 03, 2018