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Advanced-idiot (AI)

An Advanced-idiot (AI) is any Homo sapiens individual that can read, write and speak their local language fluently and often one or more languages beyond their local context. They also generally have math skills above that of Forrest Gump and actually know where their local library is located if they need to relax reading an actual book. Generally, Advanced Idiots in general are a minimum of one step ahead of all the regular idiots that make up 98% of the human race.
The Advanced-Idiot (AI) at the grocery store buying processed foods used so many coupons that the idiot cashier owed HIM change.

My friend thinks he's an Advanced-idiot (AI) just because he's a freshman at SU.
by Mad Macgog August 30, 2025
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Advanced calculator

Also known as advanced calc, it is a slang word meaning phone, usually used in a school setting.
(Kid playing on phone in class)
Other student:Yo why do you have your phone out?
Kid with phone:It’s my advanced calculator!
by Agoober23 November 5, 2025
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Proximity advantage

The advantage one has in being nearby.
Jane was the girlfriend of both Sam and Mark at different times. In both relationships she ended it. In Jane's eyes, the two are in equal standing. Now that Jane's newest relationship has broken up, she wants to reconnect with one of her two former exes. Mark lives two counties away while Sam lives in the same apartment complex as Jane. Jane restarts relationship with Sam because Sam has the proximity advantage.

Tom is an employer who is in search of an employee to start ASAP. There are two candidates for the position: John who is the better option but is on the other side of the world, and Jesse, who is slightly less qualified but will start immediately. Tom hires Jesse because Jesse has the proximity advantage.
by FullDevolution January 13, 2014
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career advancing move (CAM)

A CAM (Career Advancing Move) is the way in which one persists with drinking with work colleagues - to the point of a CLM (career limiting move) and then from that point to not stop drinking once you get to that stage, but continue to the CAM stage. This is of course more effective if the people around you should also be boarder-line inebriated.
Wow, that guy was so drunk that he just pulled off a career advancing move (CAM).
by Shortnjocular March 10, 2015
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Rusty advantage

An act with a ranga that also looks like a giraffe whereby the rangaraffe reveals their genitalia to you in the middle of a poker game, causing you to immediately fold and leave the table in disgust.
How did you go at poker? I lost, he pull the Rusty Advantage
by Say Loveee February 11, 2018
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western advantage

Western advantage is exactly what it sounds like. Westerners who have advantages. This is used for singers who live in the West. They have western advantage because they are English speakers and English is a worldwide language. Kpop stans and other stans like them use this to compare how western artists have an advantage in speaking a worldwide language opposing to how a kpop idol (other idol) doesn't get the same hype because Korean is not a worldwide language. They get the advantage of having worldwide publicity.
One Direction have the western advantage and are way more hyped than (insert kpop group/idol)
by InsertNicknameHere March 10, 2018
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Mass Advantage

Someone with a Mass Advantage is a person who has an excessive amount of mass compared to another person who has less mass.
CT's shits are so massive compared to Fornis, but it makes sense since CT has a HUGE Mass Advantage
by goodshceise911 October 15, 2019
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