Tummy Tit

The excess of abdomen that overflows due to someone insisting on wearing pants that are several sizes too small to prevent having to come to terms with the fact that they are no longer small enough to wear the majority of their wardrobe.

"Poor girl, she has no mirror or friends that are good enough to tell her she has a tummy tit."

by icerose626 October 7, 2011

Tits in the Bum

The art of placing a womans tit/boob/breast into a mans anus. This is a fairly difficult task often needing a regular sized breast that can be easily manouvered to enter the butt hole of the man. It is entirely the mans decision what is done with the breast once insersion is complete

"my girlfriends gives the best tits in the bum"
"ah god my b hole still hurts after i got my tits in the bum"

"Brian: wow look at the cans on her!
John: They are lovely, but far to big for my bum
Brian: i would be able to cop that tit"

by Glenn Derr January 2, 2012

Tits on a Ritz

Meaning great, awesome, wonderful, fabulous, bitchen, neat etc.
From the advertisement tag line “Every thing is great when it sits on a Ritz”
And what is greater than tits? Not much!

Look at that car, it's tits on a Ritz

by Farsidefan February 2, 2009

vinager tits

A vile nasty tight ass bitch, who is often short fused, aggressive and small breasted

See her, she has vinager tits, she is very tight asset, and ultra aggressive

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

'roid tits

In an exhaustive attempt to stave off the physical ravages of time, many aging males resort to the use of HGH, Testosterone and/or other illicit or unsupervised hormone replacement protocols. Unfortunately, the metabolism of these agents may result in an excess of available Estrogen which causes unwanted, unexpected and permanent development of breasts.

YO! Check out Roy! He's got 3% body fat and is as strong as a fuckin' baboon ... too bad about the 'roid tits.

YUP, guess who's saving up for surgery...

by YAWA July 6, 2018

tits for brains

Slang used by both males and females to refer to a female with large breasts and unimpressive intelligence.

A male says: "Over 50% of the girls in my school have tits for brains."
A female says: "She has tits for brains if she thinks she can do that."

by John Doe the third November 15, 2013

marks tits

marks tits. chonky bois and forever a fair shout

I've always wanted to marks tits.
Hey marks tits have you seen marks tits?

by markstits March 24, 2020