playing stupid

Pretending to be ignorant to get out of trouble

"Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket...you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.

"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?

"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."

"Okay thanks"

...

"Haha, I love playing stupid, it works every time."

by dhun April 1, 2015

stupid muthafucka

You.

If you smoke 'caine you a stupid muthafucka.

by vi_tenebris May 27, 2020

Stupid bitch

worse than a dumb bitch, normally named Hailey

Look at that stupid bitch over there isn't her name Hailey?

by BigBlackSanta July 1, 2020

Stupid Pussy

A horny, prostute obsessed asshole!

Jacob is such a stupid pussy!

by CindyLowHoe September 4, 2017

Stupidity Impulse

The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens

Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!

by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger October 4, 2017

stupid and ugly

Something a boy usually calls a girl he thinks is pretty so other people and the girl he likes doesn't know he likes her.

"That girl is stupid and ugly"

by Llamacorn123 April 22, 2017

Stupidity-gasm

The moment when a normally intelligent person has a moment of intense stupidity.

"Dude, why'd you just stick your hand in that jar?"

"Sorry, I had a stupidity-gasm."

"Alright, I'll get the butter,"

by KittyRah105 November 27, 2012