my stummy hurt

when your stummy hurts just like carti

guy: my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt, my stummy hurt,

gurt: what the fuck are u talking about bro??

by e_callix April 25, 2025

my skin hurt

it does

Bro 1: Yo my skin hurt
Bro 2: sucks bro

by DrugsAlligator September 24, 2019

Devils Hurt Locker

When you shove a straw into a girls ass, then blow a hit from a blunt in it. Then Pull it out and let her fart it back into your mouth.

He gave her the devils hurt locker after taking a huge hit from that blunt!

by Pay me April 28, 2022

Skrt ma hurt

Skrt ma hurt meaning a slang way to say emotions also upbeat and still positive

Skrt ma hurt man I thought we were friends.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

The Hoots and the Hurts

Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.

He's got the hoots and the hurts.

by judge dredd7 December 6, 2012

Bone Hurting Juice

1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones

2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template

"What was that drink you left on my desk?"

"Bone hurting juice."

"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 21, 2023

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023