Thirsty hamster

1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof

2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster

Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.

by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024

Hamster

White women

#1 Black woman : “I hate this job”!
#2 Black woman: “ Me too! Too many hamsters work here, they all smell like wet dog”!

by Brookster dude May 29, 2019

Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

When you get what's ironically expected.

My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.

by Eman Lama Lewis April 1, 2020

Hamster

Chunky,cute,adorable little animal

Bob: CUTE RAT!!!
Jeff: it’s a hamster…

by Hamster<3 January 23, 2022

Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.

“Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Dirty thirsty hamster

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.

“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”

by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025

Hamster

A quickie from behind.

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.

by Dtray December 1, 2017