thirsty hamster

When a man lays on the roof of a car with the moon roof / sunroof open and the passenger begins to act Iike a thirsty hamster to his exposed member.

“Wanna do the thirsty hamster?”

“Hell yea, I’ll open the moon roof.”

by DMW2088 February 23, 2024

thirsty hamster

When a girl sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof, the sunroof is opened, and a guy lays on the roof across the opening with his dick hanging down. Then, she sucks it like a thirsty hamster.

Lisa and I got arrested for doing the thirsty hamster in a parking lot

by Totallynormalguy69420 February 23, 2024

gone off hamster food

When you leave hamster food out too long and it goes all moldy and stale like cardboard.

The gone off hamster food tastes like cardboard.

by Debskelly1985 March 30, 2023

Hamster

A female that tends to sleep most of the day, cook good food, smoke marijuana and play video games. Most hamsters also have an eclectic taste in music, shows, and other entertainment.

Physically hamster tend to be short thicc girls.

The maker of this is a hamster; she sleeps 10hrs and splits the waking time between work, games, and cooking.

I am a hamster, I need music to breathe and can cook a meal out of nothing

The hamster is a short thicc girl that's perfect wife material

by Pink Hamster Kirby April 20, 2022

Thirsty hamster

She sits in the front seat of a car with a sunroof. He lays across the roof of the car with his wiener hanging through the open sunroof. She performs her impression of a thirsty hamster on a water bottle.

I got a felony for getting a thirsty hamster in a parking lot

by Totallynormalguy69420 March 30, 2024

hamster lullabye

Blowing through a dog toy squeaker

Hey man, stop playing a hamster lullabye, it's really annoying.

by Koudaku December 6, 2020

Hamster Toe

Similar to a camel toe, but is had by a dwarf with a fluffy flower happening.

The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.

by Officecrew12 August 7, 2012