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Fapping Designer

Someone who faps whilst designing

Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer
Its when you fap whilst designing

Its a Fapping Designer
by Finnbbaz March 24, 2018
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Fap dungeon

A cave that a man creature crawls into to masturbate, he rarely leaves, only to get food
"Anyone see Josh? Haven't seen him all day..."

"Yeah he's in his fap dungeon..."
by Karab okama January 7, 2021
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Pity Fap

When you fap to the thought of someone purely because you feel bad for them.
Person 1: "What's something you've done purely out of the goodness of your heart, but never told anyone?"

Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."

Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"
by KuwagaRaiger January 24, 2022
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coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!
by Trollalalala December 28, 2017
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Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.
David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
by %Boiiii December 11, 2016
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Fap Aficionado

Like the great Shaolin Monks of the majestic Tibetan Monasteries, fap aficionados must go through incredible amounts of training and meditation to achieve seminal enlightenment.

Now, there are two key words that all fap aficionados must know: speed and endurance.

The average joe will often finish masturbating in 9-15 minutes, as studies show. However, a fap aficionado will be able to blow these times out of the water with a staggering 45 seconds-2 minutes (and that takes dedication!).

To be able to go so hard, the fap aficionado must learn how to endure the pain and sheer intensity of the “2-minute quickie”, as this is a very hard thing to do. One must exercise their hand muscles to the point of being able to crush an unripe walnut with one singular hand.

But this is not all, young child, the fap aficionado must also know how to do the fap and piss maneuver. This specific technique takes ages to master, and can cause the “doer” of the task extreme pain, or even nut shut.

With these skills and traits combined, anyone who has a penis can master their shaft and become one of the greats.
Marv: Bro, you’ll never get done in time, the teacher’s gonna ask where you are!

Billy: Relax Marvin, I’m a fap aficionado, I can handle this.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
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Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.
David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)
by %Boiiii December 11, 2016
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