A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.
I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.
by Fappy Ham Slappy December 01, 2015
The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out
I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!
by CrasierFrane December 01, 2015
A Desert Diamond is an extremely attractive girl from rural parts of the desert. i.e. New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona, and Southern California.
by CourtneyJoeNM<3 March 18, 2021
Mike was screwing Melissa last night and he hasn't been seen since, he got sucked into her death diamond.
by bathroom bitches December 29, 2014
by Tyrannn October 21, 2019
Purple diamond (Royalty) a king or queen that's over everybody and that nobody in the world cannot stop them no matter what.also a flawless or almost flawless piece of this stone that u can break.
by Maria ball April 14, 2018
If you are in a poker room and you say this to JJ then his response will be "what do you have, a diamond dildo?"
by ikedaddy April 05, 2006