Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

Blazing

The next level of Glazing; The point where somebody glazes you so much that the friction causes your dick to catch on fire.

He started Blazing me so hard after I told him that his kids were going to look like mutated Goblins in the future.

by Mr.Goat September 6, 2023

Blazed

When a bitch is running Lavaloon

That bitch “Ching Chong” is blazed

by Futsa December 31, 2021

boner blazing

in a sexually aggravated state, horny, having an erection

I busted into the room with her, kissing her, groping her, boner blazing

by blaisereg July 20, 2019

Blazing Bonger

someone who is above a human, with a capibility to think like none other, act like none other.

Are you a "Blazing Bonger"?

Of course, being normal is so lame.

Exactly.

by ShayeSaintJohn May 12, 2022

billygoat blazed

Too high to function; super fucked up

Goated

Girl: Did you go to that party last night?

Guy: Yeah! Everyone took some dabs and got billygoat blazed.

by Pseudonymical Name August 19, 2016