Wankest

Being more 'wank' than a 'wanker'

That has to be one of the wankest pieces of shit, I've ever saw.

by the anunciator December 10, 2003

wicked groovy

something so undeniably schweet that you want to strip

betsyface: I found $2 in my pocketses

chuck norris: really? finding money is wicked groovy!

betsyface: *strips*

by moonwoot May 4, 2006

wankeritis

One who masturbates a lot and/or thinks about the act of masturbating a lot has Wankeritis.

I'm sure John has Wankeritis as he's told me that he masturbates at least eight times a day.

by Ian D'Mello May 15, 2007

Wankervision

chronic mastabator, someone who stares at women for the sole purpose of abusing themselves

any tv show like friends where someone watches only to see jen aniston walk around in tight,skimpy,revealing or little or no clothes
(dude friends is total wankervision)

by cheap_trick_rick May 7, 2009

Wanker Mache

This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.

Dangit theres wanker mache on the side of my shaft from trying to wipe off the semen with tp.

by hoover50 November 8, 2011

Paddle Wanker

A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.

1) Whats the new kid like?

he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!

He's such a Paddle Wanker!

2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....

...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore

by VeTe January 8, 2012

Vest Wanker

Guys wearing vests that expose man cleavage and/or side nipple!

Did you see Brett with his man cleavage hanging out?

Yeah that guy is such a vest wanker.

by Sazzlebazzle January 16, 2014