Walmart

Another word for jacking off (AKA masturbation)

“I cant wait to Walmart tonight”
“What’s that?”

“Jacking off dumbass”

by Soapy00 June 21, 2021

walmart.rengoku

the coolest mutual you might ever have, they might not talk to you a lot but they will most definitely respond if you reach out!

holy shit did you see that walmart.rengoku posted a new tiktok!?

by want_handpicspls June 23, 2021

walmartgeorgewashington

Is I a very fruity tiktoker

Person 1:Do you know walmartgeorgewashington on TikTok?
Person 2:Oh them?They are really fruity

by WalmartLondon July 20, 2021

Walmart brand freedom

When parents are overly strict and say we live in a free country.

Guy1: “Bruh my parents think that communism is bad they haven’t seen themselves!”
Guy2: “Walmart brand freedom be like”

by Ur mom is upstairs August 16, 2021

Walmart Whale

A cryptocurrency "whale" who can only afford to pump ~$100,000 USD at a time

DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"

DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"

by Smelly Toes™ August 20, 2021

Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).

Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “

by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021

Walmarted

To purchase an item, use it, and then return it.

I walmarted a hammer so I could finish my project.

by sempd September 11, 2021