Wipe my ass with it

When you can perform a task with no difficulties

Dude I'm stuck with maths can you help?
Yeah cool, let me wipe my ass with it.

by Genial1232 April 18, 2015

ride with you

Someone you can depend on
Someone who will hold u down

Someone who will comfort you

Someone who is loyal

You dont have to ask twice

They have your best inteterest at heart
You will never hear bs excuses because theyre unselfish when it comes to you

I will ride with you like you ride for me

by red_like_a_cherry April 11, 2015

help with luggage

Sexual favors. Specifically, gay sex acts with a rent-boy, prostitute, trick or escort.

I needed help with luggage so I hired a rent boy.

by smashaduck May 5, 2010

Neighbors with benefits

Like friends with benefits but with your neighbor

Andrea: "Do you like her?"
Billy Bob: "We're just neighbors with benefits bro."
Andrea: "Man, I wish had a hot neighbor so I could get some benefits!"

by NWBro October 21, 2015

Niggas With Asparagus

The rap group made up of the members, Ice Lettuce, Dr. Dressing, Eazy Bake, MCasear Salad, and DJ Peppa.

Hey did you see the movie "Strait Outta Croutons"? It's about the group Niggas With Asparagus.

by Salad John July 21, 2016

call with the Netherlands

The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.

Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?

Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .

by KBomb August 11, 2016

bare with me

What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.

Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.

by QuacksO July 28, 2019