Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

by mugbutt July 29, 2021

Weenie-istic

When someone is doing something right, but they’re so small it looks like they’re doing it wrong.

they’re hand was so small, when they held a fist it looked weenie-istic

by MintyTulip August 6, 2021

Weenie patty

A burger made with hotdogs instead of burger meat

Hey girl want a weenie patty

by Spongybob September 4, 2021

Beanie Weenie

A derogatory word for an uneducated, unintelligent Mexican.

I told Jorge 20 times how to drive the forklift and he still wrecked it. Freakin' beanie weenies can't do anything right.

by NoBeans June 22, 2021

weeny doodle

Weeny Doodle- Another word used for penis. Commonly found in Quandale Dingle videos.

My Goofy ahh uncle tried to get me to touch his weeny doodle

by barthalowmew the 4th October 27, 2022

Weenie

A term usually used to describe a weak male that is a complete pussy, and acts like a little bitch. If this guy found himself in prison he would get his stuff taken from him, would get beat up, and most likely get turned out by a Booty Bandit, but in the free world his girlfriend wears the pants in the relationship, and he probably likes shit in and around his asshole.

Justin's a fuckin weenie fuck

by Megabackwood November 2, 2022

Weeni

The plural of weenis.
Pronounced "Wheen-Eye"

"The Human Body has two weeni."

by Dr. WahtTehMcFuhk November 11, 2022