Muddy Trunk

When a man sticks his pecker in the ass end of his woman.

Got the old muddy trunk last night!

by Tommi Star July 17, 2015

trunk head

Trunk head is a name to describe someone of little intelligence who likes to bum around and blame others for things randomly.

That trunk head over there said I stole his baby stroller even though I was at work all day!

by AntiTrunkHead November 21, 2023

trunk wrinkle

When the trunk of a tree (penis) grows a permanent fold distorting the visual appearance.

Your trunk wrinkle is growing fromundacheese.

by KY Wildtroll October 25, 2023

Junk trunk psychologist

A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.

I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!

Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist

by Cruciferous August 8, 2021

surfside trunk fuck

Having an anal foursome while on a shortboard with backwards trunks on with no lube While surfing surfside huntington beach, CA

Dude I pulled a surfside trunk fuck yesterday

(Sparks Joint)

by surfside grom October 24, 2018

trunk biscuit

a big nasty turd

ya boy ate some mickey ds now im chunkin up a trunk biscuit

by Dbag126 September 15, 2009

bear in my trunk

A bear breaking into the trunk of your car!

Also a bear (man) being inside of your trunk (butt).

Look at that bear in my trunk, Meredith!

by Seiglored November 13, 2021