Slap trumpet

When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.

The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.

by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021

Trumpeting

1. Saying something stupid very loudly to many people.
2. Trump speaking publicly.
3. Angrily stating something as fact without actual facts.

I had to mute him because he wouldn't stop trumpeting.

by Oogyboogeyman November 20, 2020

Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet

Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Trumpet

a white, racist, homophobic, or very dumb trump supporter

omg did you see that trumpet over there???
omg yeah they are being so dramatic
mhm, AND LOOK they just called the police on a black person for a water gun???

by Sophia not the first October 20, 2020

Trumpet

3. Short for Trump Puppet. Those echoing or espousing the political views of Donald Trump

The MAGA trumpets were in full form at the insurrection.

by anonymous October 17, 2023

trumpet

A smelly old ass holes who is a white male republican who support Donald Trump.

Oh my God, look at all of those trumpets over there.

by Honeymine Moderators November 01, 2020

Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange

Donald Trump.

Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.

by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021