Kennedy Eiffel Tower

Ken·ne·dy Eif·fel Tow·er
ˈkenədē ˈīfəl ˌtou(ə)r

noun
Similar to a normal Eiffel Tower but between American President John F. Kennedy, his brother, U.S. Attorney General Robert Kennedy, and actress Marilyn Monroe.

History major presenting to class: In conclusion, as you can see, due to the fact that Marilyn Monroe was fucking both Kennedy brothers at the same time, a Kennedy Eiffel Tower occurring circa 1960 is a historical possibility.

Professor: ...Get the fuck out of my classroom...

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The French Eiffle Tower

The French Eiffel Tower is a Huge tower of when it was build in 1889

OMG! regarde c'est le The French Eiffle Tower

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Polish Water Tower

A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.

She stood atop the ladder and gave me a Polish Water Tower

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Fuck off tower

A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.

There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.

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Bell Tower Guy

A legend and famed protector of Temple University, can be found walking his beat at night to keep this city safe

Bell Tower Guy merely adopted the Bell Tower; I was born in it, moulded by it.

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Jumbles My Tower

When someone or something is really frustrating and/or distressing you, it means that your tower is being, or as been, jumbled.

Similar to Rustle My Jimmies

That asshole at work really jumbles my tower

I'm getting so fucking jumbled right now

You're really jumbling my tower

My jimmies are jumbled

by analprolapser3600 February 21, 2018

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