Polish Water Tower

A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.

She stood atop the ladder and gave me a Polish Water Tower

by theycallmeyungdaggerdick April 26, 2020

eiffel tower diving

jumping off the eiffel tower in a skydiving motion but without the parasuit or plane... it's just committing su-

FUN... COMMITTING FUN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

I want to go eiffel tower diving C:

by fatfucc February 19, 2020

Leaning Tower of Pat

It is similar to the Eiffel Tower position except one male participant has a broken leg and can’t stand so it is forced to be leaned over.

Got invited to a 3-way for an Eiffel Tower last night but with my broken leg we had to do the Leaning Tower of Pat instead. Great alternative!

by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020

Jumbles My Tower

When someone or something is really frustrating and/or distressing you, it means that your tower is being, or as been, jumbled.

Similar to Rustle My Jimmies

That asshole at work really jumbles my tower

I'm getting so fucking jumbled right now

You're really jumbling my tower

My jimmies are jumbled

by analprolapser3600 February 21, 2018

JToH's Joke Towers

Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.

The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 31, 2023

French Tower of Power

Two males and one female sex position where the female is double penetrated. One male in her anus, one in her vagina. The males legs are spread to resemble the four legs of the Eiffel Tower. The female is supported and her legs are off the ground. Her arms are thrust upright to resemble the tower portion of the Eiffel Tower. Also known as the Eiffel Tower.

My friend and I gave the girl the French Tower of Power.

by 0neHugeWang! August 21, 2018

Kennedy Eiffel Tower

Ken·ne·dy Eif·fel Tow·er
ˈkenədē ˈīfəl ˌtou(ə)r

noun
Similar to a normal Eiffel Tower but between American President John F. Kennedy, his brother, U.S. Attorney General Robert Kennedy, and actress Marilyn Monroe.

History major presenting to class: In conclusion, as you can see, due to the fact that Marilyn Monroe was fucking both Kennedy brothers at the same time, a Kennedy Eiffel Tower occurring circa 1960 is a historical possibility.

Professor: ...Get the fuck out of my classroom...

by LingerDinger September 4, 2018