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Closet Tommy

A male who engages with another male in sexual activity but is still considered hetero
"Even though Pierre had sex with David he was striaght and a Closet Tommy"
by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003
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tommy markham

one who likes cats and has a booger hanging out of his eyeball
that kid was chasing a cat; he's a tommy markham
by Billy Snorts January 6, 2008
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tommy gun

Those bitches killed my wife, Frankie, gimme the tommy gun
by birdythepioupioupioupiou November 21, 2010
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Tommy Shot

back in the day, shots were followed by 1oz. of liquor. or 2oz. if you decided to be brave. However, such people decided to change the laws on shots. a tommy shot is a shot poured, to whomever. whatever glass you have, you fill it halfway. and you take it like a normal shot. only putting down the glass when its done. then chase may be followed, depending on if youre pussy.

dont bitch out on it either. 2 or 3 of these and youre golden
person 1- lets do shots
person 2- come on lets do a tommy shot
person 1- lets just not get hit by a car this time
by tommyg1515 March 7, 2010
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Tommy Gunning

Sexual act - The tommy gunner kneels between the legs of the target and makes a gun shape with both hands using the first two fingers as the barrel. Placing the hands at chest height with your elbows out, proceed to rapidly insert and exit the vagina (or any other orifice) with the fingers. It helps if you say "rat-tat-tat".
A variation of this move called the Extended Clip is to also place the pinky fingers out and use these fingers to enter the rectum simultaneous to the pointer and middle fingers entering the vagina. Again it helps to say "rat-tat-tat" at some point.
Denny was going down on me and all of the sudden he started tommy gunning me!
I think Denny invented tommy gunning cause hes so damn good at it!
by FatKidsFall December 23, 2013
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tommy innit

person 1: have you seen tommy innits new stream
person 2: whos tommy innit
person 1 : you know, that annoying gremlin child
by EVEEEEEJRJKRKFJR May 24, 2021
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Pope Tommy

Divine Leader of the Catholic Church of Earth, Pope Tommy is the one almighty worshiper of the great Ryan Nana (creator of all that is good and holy). It is rumored that due to his prayers and sacrifices to the immortal Nana Pope Tommy has been gifted with a grand collection of powers and abilities such as teleportation and moonwalking abilities. The great Pope has amassed many followers who have devoted themselves to the religion and sworn themselves to the way of life... Despite this, the great Pope remains the only follower of Nana to be blessed with the gift of hearing his Godly voice. It is thought soon Pope Tommy will reach peek holy power and will ascend to a greater state of existence.
"All worship the great Pope Tommy"
"And come forth to me Pope Tommy"
"On the 7th Day Nana created Pope Tommy the one and true follower"
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