A delicious food made by cooking a bread product (or a similar delicacy such as Tostino's Pizza Rolls) in a toaster oven and topping it with a foodstufs that sounds good in theory but not always in practice.
by Kevin M.D. November 11, 2017
a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.
me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."
by toast Kevin April 19, 2021
Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.
by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017
Trump toast occurs after you’ve thrown all your loyal friends and associates under the bus, after they’ve lied to protect you. Then when you really need them to bail you out, they won’t.
by Villamondo August 22, 2018
A beautiful orange cracker in the shade of the sun at dusk , and the beautiful yummified peanut butter inside. best snack ever invented.
by toast chee lover 69 July 07, 2023
person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)
by dave829 June 17, 2011
n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.
My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium
by Hot Dog Goblin August 06, 2021