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Diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."

Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"
by Super00sucker July 26, 2022
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Diarrhea

When your poop is watery with no chunks
Ah man I just shit my pants cause I got diarrhea and I farted
by Material_fabi August 1, 2022
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Diarrhea bitch

A person who reneges on their promises, and actively conspires to sabotage your reputation behind your back. The typical diarrhea bitch will take a diarrhea shit in a public space and tell everyone it was you.

Melinda: Did hear you about Sharon?
Sarah: No. What?
Melinda: She's a diarrhea bitch. She stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Now he has to pay for everything!
Sarah: Wow. What a diarrhea bitch.

In reality it was actually Melinda who stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Ergo, Melinda is the true diarrhea bitch.
Janine was a massive diarrhea bitch when she stole $75 from Karen's purse and blamed it on Kyle.

Dakota is a massive diarrhea bitch for ghosting Jizelle at the mall when he promised to pick her up 6 hours ago.
by CHILIMONGER August 26, 2022
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diarrhea

a group of jetskiiers is known as 'a diarrhea': a unpredictable, splashy mess unexpectedly, explosively zooms out of nowhere from gaping assholes
Oh, man! A diarrhea of jetskiiers is pouring down the East River; no wonder the e. coli count is off the charts today!
by DJyeahyearrrralDUH! November 14, 2022
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diarrhea enema

When one person with an awful case of diarrhea connects their ass to another persons using a tube, and fills them with their steamy hot liquid shit.
Oh man she's so hot i'd let her give me a diarrhea enema and lick it off the livingroom floor
by Supersquawhunter November 17, 2022
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diarrhea

A watery liquid solid brown or green thing that comes out of your ass
"Bro Jamal I have really bad DIARRHEA."

"Bro you should go see the doctor"
by Jitt tripping September 16, 2022
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Penis Diarrhea

Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.

Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.

If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."

Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
by Sour MilkyNuts October 5, 2022
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