Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop
Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop
Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.
by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012

A clear day or clean complexion.
(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»
by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020

When a woman meets another woman at a festival. She falls in love with her and decides to U-Haul her upon meeting within the first 5-10mins. Love at first sight.
Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.
Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.
Daisy fell for Lilith upon meeting her at the festival. She had Lilith Faired her into moving in together shortly afterwards.
by This Gal Friday ❤️🔥 September 5, 2022

Hym "Nah bitch. Your slut daughter doesn't need a fair shot. Life ain't fair. Am I getting a fair shot? No. So you can eat a dick. That whore need to 'work harder' and stop making excuses for losing to the tranny. She sucked less she wouldn't be losing."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

Hym "Yes Integrity and Fairness and not 'would lose and not good enough.' That's what they are standing up for. Hurray."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

Will Parsons is a Fair Weather Fan. He likes the Yankees, Cubs (probably only after 2016), Giants, and Blackhawks.
by princeofpersia22 October 30, 2018
