Push Meat

Defecate; to take a shit.

“Excuse me Ma’am, but do you have a bathroom? I’m filled with the sudden urge to push meat...”

by subtronic October 10, 2018

Squeeze Meat

To Shit. Taking a big old shit. Ass blasting.

I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.

I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.

I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

meat socket

anus or pussy

when i stuck a piece of toilet paper up my meat socket cuz i was out of tampons.

by nobody else here August 10, 2017

Meat Mask

A meat mask is when a female streches a males scrotum over her face and pretends it is a mask

Hey you look cute, can I give you a meat mask?

by Themasterjuuler December 25, 2018

Yabby Meat

A derogatory term used to describe a woman's vagina with extremely prominent labia majora, such that it resembles the small pieces of meat commonly used as bait for catching yabbies.

Man, that chick I nailed last night had some serious yabby meat goin on. Her flange had flaps so meaty they belonged in an abattoir.

by Buckerous Naked February 2, 2021

meat computer

A way to describe your brain

I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer

by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021

Frick Meat

Frick Meat is a type of seasoned beef so good it makes you orgasm in your mouth.

Hey Bob, have you ever tried Frick Meat? Yeah Sam, I tried your dads last night.

by Jepsee June 16, 2021