Joseph Murphy

jospeh murphy is a wonderful young man, he is a great talk partner and has pretty eyes. usually wears some drippy garms and really looks good standing next to a joel.

my goodness, he's really rocked up like a joseph murphy

by captain bos November 22, 2021

Murphy

A plus sized female who is an idiot

Wow Sarah is just a Murphy!

by shandoggg May 31, 2024

Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed

I wish I was a Brendan Murphy

by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022

Murphy's Law of footlong-subs

If you order just one of said tasty sandwiches, you will still feel hungry afterwards, but if you ask for two of them, you will only be able to finish one, and so you'll hafta just refrigerate da second one for later.

Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.

by QuacksO August 15, 2025

skull murphy

1.to receive awesome oral sex.

2.to wear a skeleton mask while performing oral sex on you partner.

"that chick go hard, she gave me the ill skull murphy.

by palice October 23, 2012

murphied

You sit down on the can only to find out too late there is no toilet paper. (old school)

The last dump I took I got murphied.

by drgymy November 27, 2012

aoife murphy

An insane blonde (really brunette) with a serious shopping addiction. Extremely delusional always hating on boys even though there the best person in the world.

“Hey look at that brunette thats 6,6 and insanely ugly”
“oh its probably just aoife murphy”

by Aoifemurphyhater February 9, 2025