Jasper Murphy

A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.

“Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”

by Broughton November 7, 2020

murphy

murphy is another doge meme but with another more realistic dog it is not so widespread as doge tho

bro I laughed so much with that meme with murphy that i shit my pants

by madara_uchiha January 22, 2021

Eddie murphy scary

Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, especially when she got so serious, as she called it. She was Eddie Murphy scary.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Eddie murphy scary

Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, and in the trenches like McCauley Culkin in Home Alone, so you shouldn't underestimate her tricks. She is Eddie Murphy scary.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021

Joe Murphy

A ginger-haired person from Ireland and loves playing Csgo Delta. In his free time, he watches fortnite anime 24/7.

Hey, Joe Murphy your a bot

by Tiptoehippo1 March 4, 2021

Murphy's Draw

A term for when you draw a card during Cards Against Humanity that would've been perfect to use in the current round. Also applies to any other card games where you draw a card before the events of a round play out.

Card Tzar: "I hate when my neighbour leaves ______ in my yard."
-All players hand in their card-
Player: "Damn, Murphy's Draw. I just drew 'landmines'.

by SkyeTheKnumpty March 20, 2021

The Murphy

When you are on all fours over a sleeping girl. As you stare directly into her eyes you begin urinating on her chest.

Doing the Murphy

by Speeg July 23, 2022