Moist Vincent

Sticking a wet penis inside your girls ear

Ron gave Sarah a Moist Vincent last night, now she's pissed.

by Captain Dave 13 November 13, 2020

moist rat

The most bottom in the world they will always claim they are a top or a switch but in reality they are a sad bottom.

"Casey you really are a moist rat."

by Pridedspartan99 February 25, 2021

Moist Vegetable

What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.

Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped

Antonyms: MVP, top boy

Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"

by schweffganistan December 15, 2016

Moist

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by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

Moist Daddy

Name of a rapper who drops the most ill beats and has insane rhyming skills capable of burning down buildings with fire mix tapes. Usually have the name Alex

Oh my god moist daddy just dropped another mixtape and it was fire

by The Real Moist Daddy June 10, 2016

Moist

a wet surface or substance but not that as wet as water just a little wet

jas: bruh my vagina is moist

Megan + Beth: shagging to much??

by kettlelover July 9, 2017

moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020