Jared

This man one bold ass mf like bro lost his hairs to a cracked out barber bro.

Person1: That guy got a jared.
Person 2: damn wtf, his barber be on that crack head shit!

by Jumping jackin mf November 21, 2021

Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone

Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.

by Dat fox January 19, 2012

Jared Joke

Dry ass joke

Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"

by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020

A Jared

When someone who is usually wrong turns out to be innocent the one time you call them on it.

I yelled at the teenager bc I'm sick of his lying, but he was telling the truth this time, I guess it was A Jared.

by Atomnic1 November 24, 2023

Jared Naicker

Just a naai really, what else can I say?

Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS!!!

by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020

Ellie and Jared

The best youtubers with the sweetest kids. First son, Jackson born in 2014 after infertility. Second son, Calvin, born 2015. Third son due June 2018. youtube.com/ellieandjared

'Have you seen the Ellie and Jared vlog? It's so sweet!'

by imsorrywho? June 17, 2018

Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer

‘Is it a bird, is it a plane...No...It’s Jared’

by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021