Skinning the Hamster

Masturbation in a particularly frantic or malicious intent with no lubricant

I got caught skinning the hamster during my lunch break.

by Rapscallionslinger May 4, 2025

hamster

that one animal you thundercunt at the wall after dying in a game

my mate jack absolutely obliterated his hamster after losing 27 times in rainbow 6

by retartar232 December 30, 2023

salty hamster

Mildly Irritating but still cute.

My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.

by Destroyerkid237 November 27, 2017

Hamstering

when you have a sun roof if the car and a boy lays on the top of the car with his dick sticking through the sun roof while the girl is licking it (like a hamster does to get water)

i was caught hamstering with my girlfriend

by Wjhdydhehfhidia March 17, 2024

Syrian hamster

The most common type of pet hamster. Bigger and colorful. Sometimes fluffy. Nicknamed teddy bear, panda, fancy, etc.

Some random animal enthusiast: My Syrian hamster is so effin cute!

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.

Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.

by Homer001 June 3, 2022

Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.

Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!

by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019