Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

by Rahmaglano October 31, 2021

ditch rat

A woman that has really bad hygiene.

That woman smells and looks like a ditch rat.

by Goofy Newfie July 12, 2018

Ditch-fox

A sewer rat, or perhaps 'gutter trash'. Old prussian slang for Berlin street boys used as sperm banks by the germanic aristocracy.

"Mein uncle vos a ditch-fox, unst his child vill be a ditch-fox as vell!"

by bubbleboy69420 March 15, 2018

ditch trout

A Stinky poon swimming with disease.

Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout

by Mcq31 March 04, 2017

ditch bison

A very unfortunate looking female. More times than not a heavy set female. Looks like something that was struck and left in a ditch.

Damn, that broads a total ditch bison

by Detwaa9 March 06, 2014

Ding Dong Ditching

Alternative term for edging

“Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”

by KatanaSunshine March 04, 2022

Baby-Ditching

Ditching school to babysit

MC will be baby-ditching school tomorrow.

by DixieLola October 31, 2019