Burnt grits

Fecal matter left on penis with a gritty dark looking appearance.

after I got done f****** my sister in the ass I fell asleep and woke up with a bunch of burnt grits on my dick.

by Pony tank 69 October 13, 2019

burnt rim

Burnt bootyhole

Cecil ate spicy tacos that caused burnt rim all week

by anonymous October 23, 2023

Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

burnt thong

An insult to someone who has a ugly/burnt head, typically used in Australia to also describe aboriginals

"Ya got a head like a Burnt Thong"

"Have you seen steve"?
"Yeah mate, his one ugly cunt, got a head like a burnt thong"

by Op4 November 30, 2016

Skee-Burnt

The word for the sound of flagalents.

Tim thought Alisha was beautiful, but Patrick thought she was skee-burnt.

by Diddle13 September 26, 2007

burnt canoli

a burnt canoli is when you sunburn your dick, cover it in chocolate, and put it in a canoli shell. mama Mia!

ouch, I've sure got a burnt canoli. mama Mia!!

by burntcanoli69 February 6, 2015

Burnt Celery

The ability to be lifeless like burnt celery

You're a fucking piece of burnt celery.

by Not burnt celery August 24, 2016