Kennedy Eiffel Tower

Ken·ne·dy Eif·fel Tow·er
ˈkenədē ˈīfəl ˌtou(ə)r

noun
Similar to a normal Eiffel Tower but between American President John F. Kennedy, his brother, U.S. Attorney General Robert Kennedy, and actress Marilyn Monroe.

History major presenting to class: In conclusion, as you can see, due to the fact that Marilyn Monroe was fucking both Kennedy brothers at the same time, a Kennedy Eiffel Tower occurring circa 1960 is a historical possibility.

Professor: ...Get the fuck out of my classroom...

by LingerDinger September 4, 2018

Fuck off tower

A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.

There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.

by ERROR: Name forgotten in code June 29, 2019

The French Eiffle Tower

The French Eiffel Tower is a Huge tower of when it was build in 1889

OMG! regarde c'est le The French Eiffle Tower

by TommyDictionary June 9, 2022

Jumbles My Tower

When someone or something is really frustrating and/or distressing you, it means that your tower is being, or as been, jumbled.

Similar to Rustle My Jimmies

That asshole at work really jumbles my tower

I'm getting so fucking jumbled right now

You're really jumbling my tower

My jimmies are jumbled

by analprolapser3600 February 21, 2018

Leaning Tower of Pat

It is similar to the Eiffel Tower position except one male participant has a broken leg and can’t stand so it is forced to be leaned over.

Got invited to a 3-way for an Eiffel Tower last night but with my broken leg we had to do the Leaning Tower of Pat instead. Great alternative!

by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020

Leaning Tower of Poopsa

A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.

The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.

by sidewinder717 November 11, 2013

Bell Tower Guy

A legend and famed protector of Temple University, can be found walking his beat at night to keep this city safe

Bell Tower Guy merely adopted the Bell Tower; I was born in it, moulded by it.

by Swedishfishtits March 10, 2015