bastard fetus

A baby who is conceived to un-married parents.

Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!

by Sargasm Knockers October 16, 2017

Bastard Pet

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.

“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”

by EPPLE December 31, 2020

Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7

I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer

by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018

Hanky Bastard

A term used to address somebody when you're too drunk to recognise whos talking to you

Guy: Bro! Get the fuck away from my girl... I'm gonna kick the shit outta you!
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard

Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight

by pseudodactyl November 3, 2010

italian bastard

something you call your bro who's italian

Hey look! It's the Italian Bastard!!!!!

by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017

grimey bastards

A dirty or messed up, the do you wrong type of guy, the idc about any girl, just a Mr.WasteMyTime

Damn, fuck those grimey bastards, they really fucked us over

by Josborne2:12 March 12, 2018

Birthday Bastard

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.

A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.

by theSinWack June 9, 2023