The act of edging but you let your pre-cum crystallize across the tip of your penis. And then you suck it off like a rock candy.
by Master of Splooge August 26, 2025
Get the Crystallized Edgemug. I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".
I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
Get the Crystal Gayle already has blue eyesmug. procrastinate here. get off skyblock and do your fucking homework. also stop asking for pc and selling here.
by JerryChristmas December 20, 2023
Get the Crystal Cafemug. An antiquated slang term meaning cat, used in an endearing way to signify importance. Popular in the 70s-90s urban USA.
Would you 'care for my crystals for me? I'll be out of town for a few days. Don't worry about the food, just check in on them once in a while.
by Optiso March 9, 2021
Get the Crystalmug. For someone to be named Crystal is amazing. They can be so generous and genuine. All they think about is trying to make someone else happy. They get up and try to help you fix your problem even if you don’t ask. They joke a lot and whenever you’re around a Crystal you automatically see sunshine! Their personalities are beautiful and soul taking. Get you a Crystal! Please do not take advantage of one tho! You don’t even know how they’ll teach you a lesson!
by Backthefuture November 22, 2021
Get the Crystalmug. Goyette:sir miles head the goyette disease it was evident after seeing his underwear with green stains on it after having sex with Crystal goyette
by C Goyette May 12, 2023
Get the Crystal Goyettemug. She is a girl that cherishes her friends and will feel weird about fake friends but won’t drop them. She is afraid that she will hurt others feelings so she keeps most/all of her thoughts to herself. She loves reading, drawing, colouring, video games. She is pretty smart and has heaps of friends. Sometimes she wishes for a fresh start but shell deal with what she has. She is pretty sensitive and you don’t want to get on the bad side of her.
by ᑕᖇYᔕTᗩᒪ January 11, 2022
Get the Crystalmug.