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halting problem

the halting problem is the problem of determining, from a description of an arbitrary computer program and an input, whether the program will finish running, or continue to run forever.
halting problem, i love that even computers have limits

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by UwU_HARDER_DADDY July 29, 2021
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Problems

as my boy puff says mo money mo problems- my dads ex
"Mo money mo problems"-my boy puff
by BKKid January 12, 2023
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Masz jakiś problem?

A phrase used by Dresiarze.

(Polish) Literally means "got any problem?". Usually used by Polish Dresiarze when they want to fuck you up for no reason. When hearing this phrase in Poland from a criminal-looking guy in a tracksuit, better run away.

It is mostly used as a whole sentence, without any additions, but sometimes you can hear a one-to -two word insult at the end, like "debilu" or "pierdolony cwelu".
Masz jakiś problem?
by PabloBro March 22, 2021
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Lever problem

Leave 'er problem

A problem to be left for someone else to deal with. Usually encountered at the end of a long day (or night) just before the next shift is set to start.
"Ok, we've got the original problem fixed, but now the lights don't work..."

"Sounds like a lever problem to me, its almost quitting time"
by notapseudonym August 7, 2008
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The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012
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Man Problems

(n.): not being able to find food items that are right there and easily found by anyone lacking a Y-chromosome.
My husband can't ever find the mustard in the fridge. I can't blame him, though, since he's just suffering from man problems.
by CromwellIV April 18, 2024
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Chaotic Bus Problems

When one person get's thrown under the bus, and the rest get thrown under as well. Also great for describing total clusterfucks, Epic Fails, and other disastrous related problems.
Girl: "Jeff just threw everyone under the bus, we're all fired"

Guy: "Are you kidding me?! The kitchen was just on fire too, and there's slugs in the ice machine again!! Never ending chaotic bus problems in this bitch!!"
by pandeerrrrrr April 8, 2013
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