kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5

Gay dudes that donate half of their brain to hospital every day beacuse their mom didn't buy them rc car.

Kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5 are brain donors.

by Dagraff May 19, 2021

why does my brother think he's smarter than me

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.

Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!

by The-smarter-sibling54425 April 14, 2019

Go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.

A common thing teachers say in primary school, when you upset someone or hurt someone.
It can also be used when you are TALKING WHEN THE TEACHER IS (which btw I have not done) ;)

You pull Bob’s hair.
Bob is crying like crazy.
Me: It wasn’t me!
Teacher: Say sorry NOW!!
Me: Uh, sorry Bob
Teacher: Now go sit in timeout and think about what you have done.
Reluctantly, you go and sit in the ‘special timeout chair’ that isn’t different from the rest of the blue chairs.

by Shrek is a potato March 23, 2023

What you think your better than me?

A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.

Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?

by Deep blue 2012 July 19, 2010

What you think your better than me?

A saying that some guys have that they say to a woman when she turns them down for a date or a request for sex.
Often a rhetorical question.

Kathy: No,I'm not going to date you.
John: What you think your better than me?

by Deep blue 2012 July 19, 2010

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009

I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.

Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”

by That bitch coco November 27, 2019