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De-tentacle

To take off the arms of a squid and make calamari
Bryan de-tentacles squids for a living
by Ucychirchh July 25, 2016
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Receding Testicle

Despite its name, the Receding Testicle refers to an area that is found in both males and females. In males, it is located where the testicular sac terminates inferior to the anus. In females, it is located where the vagina terminates inferior to the anus.
After 3 years of trucking, Mike's Receding Testicle developed a boil.
by Pillar Nasty September 9, 2016
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afro testicle

Noun. You have to be an African Testicular Genital Region. To be an Afro testicle you must be a congroid and live in the sub Saharan deserts of the USA.
I once had an Afro testicle, but then it fell off in the swamps of dagoba.
by Afro Testicle January 4, 2017
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retractile testicle

When you have one of your nuts shoot back up into it’s nut hole while you’re making sweet love to your lady or sitting in an uncomfortable position. AKA “ghost nut”.
David: “Mike’s sack looks lopsided. He must have retractile testicle.”
Kyle: mother fucker’s got the Ghost Nut!
by Guynurse January 10, 2018
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Broken Testicle Synchronisation

The empathetic response between two or more guys upon observing one being kicked in the balls by an angry female, potentially their girlfriend

Mate 1: *Gets Kicked in the Balls*
Mates 2-4: *Feels Mate 1's pain and curls up in response*

Alternative Spelling: Broken Testicle Synchronization
Ah, yeah. I saw my mate get kicked in the balls one time by his bitchy girlfriend. We had a moment of Broken Testicle Synchronisation, I basically felt his pain.
by Kosmicheskij January 20, 2018
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grinches testicle cheese

friend 1: do you smoke the grinches testicle cheese
friend 2: nah dude i sway toward that 057
by zassanzz February 13, 2018
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Octopus Tenticles

When a girl just plays with your balls by moving her fingers around your scrotum without doing anything further

NOTE: also referred to as an “O Job”
Damn bro, you know that girl Katie? She gave me octopus tenticles and gave me major blue balls.
by Octopus Girl 6not9 May 9, 2018
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