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Mexican Taint

The precise area between the punani and the precious
of a Spaniard. (Mexican)
Aye, Muchachos.
I want to rub my face all ova dat Mexican Taint!
by JeFams November 15, 2010
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taint butter

a yeasty infection that leaked upon the taint. It is then swirled around and spread on toast.
I made some taint butter last night, we dined well.
by Nsync June 13, 2008
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Tongue Taint

That piece of skin (Frenum) that connects the bottom of your tongue to your lower jaw
I have this new tongue ring in and my tongue taint is killing me.
by RL & DG April 25, 2008
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Crimson Taint

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.
Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.
by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016
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taint pimple

A stellar name for a band created by your step mom pamela.
Mom-Okay taint pimples! Play goof
by Lil.zubes August 20, 2019
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Taint Reader

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.
So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!
by ExoticTransporter August 25, 2014
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Taint Tingle

A taint tingle is when you look at a picture of something or see something so painful it makes your taint (area between your balls or pussy and your asshole) tense up for a few seconds.
Leroy: looks like Jethro got a fishing hook caught up in his big old fat man tits! Here's a picture!

Billy Bob: lemme see!

Leroy: shows Billy Bob the picture...

Billy Bob: Holy Shit, that makes my stomach hurt and my taint tingle!
by mooseneck October 5, 2016
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