Taint Rider

A taint rider is profoundly a situational situation of glorified middle ground between a ball teh sackzor and anal cave of doom. When a taint is exposed in the afformentioned handstand, a taint rider can be performed. See the example.

To do Taint Rider:

1. Do a basic hand stand.
2. Splits in the air.
3. Take a term paper from your cousins high school and give subject a paper cut.
4. Pour Texas Pete brand hot sauce on the wound.
5. Place a lima bean on the paper cut.
6. Obtain a 20 pound sledge hammer and hit the lima bean until dead lima bean is expose.

by TexasPeterTatert December 28, 2008

taint smacker

A successful taint smacker is one who smacks a girls taint with his ball-sack so hard during intercourse it causes her taint to bleed out leading to an infection which causes swelling and build up, creating a taint monster. Be careful because taint monsters are notorious for also being taint smackers by smacking taints during sex in order to reproduce more taint monsters.

Linda- "Damnit Johnny, you know how i know that you are a dirty taint smacker."

Johnny- "No, Linda how."

Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."

by yahlay-illy August 2, 2010

Mexican Taint

The precise area between the punani and the precious
of a Spaniard. (Mexican)

Aye, Muchachos.
I want to rub my face all ova dat Mexican Taint!

by JeFams November 15, 2010

taint butter

a yeasty infection that leaked upon the taint. It is then swirled around and spread on toast.

I made some taint butter last night, we dined well.

by Nsync June 13, 2008

Tongue Taint

That piece of skin (Frenum) that connects the bottom of your tongue to your lower jaw

I have this new tongue ring in and my tongue taint is killing me.

by RL & DG April 25, 2008

taint cheeks

1. An ass that is so small it can be considered as just as part of the taint

2. Synomym for douchebag

3. A tool used for collecting plantains

Brad: dammit, I have fuckin taint cheeks

by The Vagoo Snatcher March 15, 2018

Taint Alfredo

When your ass juices and pussy juices mix together on your taint and make a sauce

I wish I didn't have so much taint alfredo today

by Casey_243 November 19, 2021