trout lips

something heather calls harold in season 2/total drama action

harold: "write down all your good ideas, and we can bring them up at the next team meeting. i'll second you. cool?"
heather: "go jump in a lake, trout lips!"

by iloveyouchica August 11, 2023

plow/plough a trout

Plow in this case being a verb meaning defecate and trout being representative of human excrement.

This is gonna suck, I haven't plowed a trout in a week.
I ate Thai food last night and this morning it felt like my trout had spines.
This pond is for release only. All trout catchers will be shunned.
I need to plow/plough a trout.

by flandep June 29, 2010

to park a trout

to take a dump, go for a number 2

I need to park a trout before I head out

by davegooner June 21, 2010

Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat July 28, 2008