Table Toucher

When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.

Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.

Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.

by Lvannienwenhove December 5, 2010

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Painters Touch

A brand of rustoleum spray paint that is very easy to come by,it's also available in many different colors and is mostly favored by graffiti writers.

Fuck that color place shit,I want some painters touch.

by Sir.Davey October 12, 2010

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A person who enjoys touching (stroking, poking, fondling etc) slugs (especially really slimy ones).

Slugs being tough-skinned terrestrial mollusks (order Stylommatophora, class Gastropoda) that typically lack a shell and secrete a film of mucus for protection.

Tom: There's a slug on the table
Jack: ooo! *touches slug*
Tom: Eww you're such a slug toucher.

by nonslugtoucher September 24, 2011

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Sleepless touch

It's when you can't sleep and as you stare at the ceiling, thoughts and feelings rush over you as you realize you've given up on all of your dreams. And as this blanket of dark covers you, not wanting to become smothered, you're mind focuses on that one person who touched your soul. All becomes calm as you begin to touch yourself to remember and to feel again.

I was tossing and turning until I focused on you. Your sleepless touch was all I needed.

by Relaxed&satisfied79 November 13, 2013

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