thighknees

where the fat on the thigh overlaps the knee

My teacher's thighs are so fat, she has thighknees.

by corechan July 22, 2006

Thighling

Accidentally calling someone because your unlocked cell phone pressed against your leg.

Make sure you lock your cell phone. Thighling your wife while hanging out with your girlfriend can have negative consequenses on your marriage.

by lilstew5 November 24, 2009

Thighmonds

Thighmonds are the hot, sticky result of any sexual encounter in which the "pull out" method of birth control is employed and the male finds his release spillng all over his partners upper legs. Essentially it is the southern hemispheres answer to "the pearl necklace" of the northern territories.

"I can't believe you slept with him. You did use protection. Right?"
"Well..."
"You're kidding, right?"
"Well, he said he'd wear a condom and then, before I knew what was happening, he sprayed me like an alley cat yelling 'Yeah, baby, yeah! Thighmonds are a girls best friend!' and then he fell asleep on top of me."
"You sure can pick 'em, can't you?"
"Bitch."

by Aulderath January 19, 2013

thigh cunt

a hole in the thigh, resembling or similar to a vagina or other useable orifice.

She had surgery, and the incision in her leg was so deep, it was a thigh cunt.

by thigh cunt January 23, 2013

thighs out

Of a female hottie or thot, the public exposement of a girl’s naked thighs, a gesture that a girl would make to call out to boys that she wants to be fucked hard, and now.

“Sky’s out, Thighs out,” Loren said, and wiggled her naked booty on Fred’s crotch. She was clearly asking him to fuck her later that night.

by JacobLeonard20 October 2, 2019

cold thighs

When a girl says she will have sex with you but then either runs away or leaves waiting on the bed. Like when a girl about to get married has cold feet

guy 1: Dude, last night Jenny had cold thighs and just left me waiting there!

guy 2: that sucks bro same thing happened to me last week.

by iwanthecrazymexican December 2, 2010

Mono-Thigh

Someone whos that fat there thighs rub together and looks like
its just one (mono) thigh

Fuking hell, Chris Melia has a Mono-thigh!... Seb Parkinson you fucking monothigh

by Chris Melia December 9, 2008