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Whale Fail

Describes the action of someone who is overweight doing something very stupid and embarrassing, such as falling down, dropping items, etc.
Matt: Dude, did you see Big Betty fall down the stairs yesterday?
Jim: Hell yeah, total Whale Fail.
by alunajoy October 1, 2010
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rail a whale

by P/L December 24, 2007
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Whale Sound

The act of blowing into a beer bottle to create a sound like a whale to lure fat people away from you.
Dude, I had to use a whale sound to get Anthony and his fat girlfriend out of the house so I didn't have to hear them having sex.
by SirMasonJar October 22, 2010
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Whale Mounting

When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.
by Baby Baloooogaa January 31, 2009
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Whale Hug

A hug in which both huggers place their own palms together and then one hugger "dives" with their palms through the other's arm circle. The two huggers' fingertips touch to the others' bellies before their palms part and they have the best hug ever. With careful planning, more than 2 huggers can be accomodated.
Laurel approached Mrs. Abrams' 6th period and was welcomed by her friends with heartfelt whale hugs.
by LRLKalamazoo June 6, 2013
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Land-Whale

A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
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Sperm Whale

A fat woman that loves cream in her asshole.
by Xx_.strawberryxjam._xX February 25, 2021
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