scoop baby

A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.

" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"

by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by anonymous July 29, 2022

Scooped

To accidentally or intentionally lift up a girls dress or skirt in a swift upwards motion.

Max: “Yo franny I think I just got scooped during the wobble!”
Franny:”My bad bro, you were throwing it back to hard I couldn’t resist!”

by Mohammed@mclovin September 8, 2021

Scooped

A DC meaning to have hooked up with someone but did not have sex

I scooped my coworker last night but I kept my pants on, don't worry!

by Cheyfoxtree March 29, 2016

Jenc scoop

Grab a tall as dude by his nuts from behind and scoop him until he does a front flip.

Yo hit ‘‘em with the jenc scoop.

by Werner lover September 27, 2023

Poop scoop

When a women is constipated she has to stick her thumb in the front hole and scoop the poop out the back hole.

Dude I haven’t shit like in three days, it got so bad I had to do the poop scoop.

by Constipated women February 15, 2024

get ya a scoop

Telling someone that they are retarded. Also it can be defined as dumb ass people who think they're funny, but they're not.

Bubby I think you need to get ya a scoop.

by Shaving hairy April 6, 2017