Employees of the Goodwill stores that are taking the really nice donation items and putting to the side for friends and relatives to pick up at a later time. These employees and their friends or relatives are then flea marketing, and/or eBaying these items for a pretty good profit.
You are a Goodwill Pirate if you are an employee of Goodwill and set aside items for personal profit.
by Dr_Hemlock July 27, 2015
Get the Goodwill Piratemug. Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.
I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!
by marshalb July 30, 2009
Get the Super Piratemug. by Kulboi August 9, 2016
Get the Butt Piratemug. person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.
*laugh track*
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.
*laugh track*
by 0men October 8, 2011
Get the pirate coffeemug. A name given to a boy by a girl, usually because he is the dominating male figure in her life who takes care of her. In contrast to a sugar daddy, he is frugal and often finds "treasures" for a bargain. He is good-looking and a little reckless, but very charming and loads of fun.
by piratedaddy January 29, 2022
Get the Pirate Daddymug. The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.
Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”
Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
by FRMNS100s September 27, 2020
Get the Norwegian Piratemug. One who infringes the copyright of a book by reading it in the store and memorizing it without paying for it.
That new Davinci Barcode book seems interesting, I'm gonna head over to Barnes & Noble and book pirate it.
He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.
He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the book piratemug.