Squeeze Meat

To Shit. Taking a big old shit. Ass blasting.

I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.

I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.

I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Meat mail

When a girl won't return your calls so you resort to pressing your penis through her letter box.

I totally mailed her my meat last night after she ducked me calls - meat mail

by Rodgerthat555 January 2, 2016

Mighty Meat

Literaly a pizza with only toppings of meat. More losely, a source of sustenance for weary travelers in the Kent area.

1st Scout: I'm really hungry.
2nd Scout: Yeah these onions arn't really filling me up.
3rd Scout: Shall we have a mighty meat?

by Soviet-Hat September 6, 2006

Meat Bitch

1. A female who likes to partake of the meat. Aka. Weiner.

2.A woman covered in large slabs of meat(usually raw).

Lady Gaga is such a meat bitch

by PokeHerFace69 February 21, 2011

Prepare the Meat

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother

Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though

by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017

tweak meat

the act of 69-ing a transexual while under the influence of crystal meth

man 1: hey man, what happened last night?
man 2: you smoked your weight in meth then tweak meated some tranny hobo

by buffalo lonestar June 9, 2011

Meat grabber

When a guy pretends to be gay to get closer to a girl and then admits to being straight.

"omg did you know that Jon isn't gay"
"WHAT- but i changed in front of him!!"
"He's a meat grabber!"

by merdji1 June 21, 2012