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Don't dress up for hoes

A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.
"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"

"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."
by R. Lethe February 19, 2025
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DRESS UP

The best song by singer,songwriter Chloe moriondo. It is the 7th track on her 2022 album SUCKERPUNCH
Someone: OMG OMG did you listen to Chloe moriondos new song?
You: No, what's it called?
Someone: DRESS UP and it is life changing
by Emerals February 21, 2023
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Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.
Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.
by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
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pilot dress

A very short skirt; noted as less than 2" below the cockpit
Dave: "Holy crap, Walt! Check out that chick. When she bends over, you can nearly see her ass!!"
Walt: "I'd like to grab the controls and fly that Pilot Dress!!"
by BJ Titzengolph August 10, 2017
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Flint prom dress

Me and the boyz gave that bitch a Flint Prom Dress.
by Bukitty August 22, 2019
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Dressed "en mou"

If you’re wearing anything soft and fluffy and snuggly-wuggly, you’re dressed en mou.
It's sunday and it's cold outside! I'll stay at home dressed "en mou"!
by Tilue March 26, 2017
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