Wallop of Cod

Tale of extreme fabrication, culprits are usually baked.

Bruv that's codswallop!

Nah bruv, that was a Wallop of Cod!

by Fatheroftitan November 11, 2017

cod mobile ranked

A game mode in codm that’s sadly always crawling with sweats making it so difficult it feels illegal. Like instagram being full of ai shite. Or New York being a rat paradise.

cod mobile ranked has as many sweats as instagram has AI junk and New York has rats.

by why are russian girls so cute August 11, 2025

COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.

I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet

by David Mark July 8, 2020

COD

short for Call of Duty, a game series everyone thinks is going back to being good before the new game launches, then they play it and say it's garbage for any reason they can think of.

Person 1: "Bro, have you seen the new COD trailer?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it looks amazing. Better than Modern Warfare."

*A week after the game launches.*

Person 1: "This game is ass bro."

Person 2: "I know, SBMM is kicking my ass. I want Modern Warfare back."

by monkeybruhcodes January 12, 2021

cod tiktoker

a worthless fucking virgin who will upload his shitty clips to tiktok, their videos mostly feature the tiktoker shooting people who dont have brains, whilst repeatedly weapon swapping, sliding and jumping. they have nvidia filters cranked to the max

oh is that a cod tiktoker? what a worthless virgin

by defoooman November 21, 2021

cod gobbler

A beta male who performs cunnilingas on on females that no other men are seeking to get with. Often times without sexual satisfaction for themselves.

Jeff is a real cod gobbler

by Big Johnston September 20, 2022

Cods

Slang term for the testicles, or peanuts

*goes to store* *looks in the snack isle*

"I'm gonna get some cods 😏"

by earwax022 October 1, 2021