Clam Boofer

the word that describs two females rubbing, humping, and/or thrashing their crotches together during the actions of lesbian intercores.

(Example #1)
guy #1: Hey, where did becky and sally run off to.
guy #2: Who cares we can't get any actoin from them. They are lesbians.
guy #1: god damn those Clam Boofers.

(Example #2)
guy #1: Pizza Hut, how many I help you?
guy #2: Yes, I'd like to order a three meat pizza.
guy #1: Ok, What toppings would you like.
guy #2: pepperoni, sausage, and Clam Boofer.
guy #1: Sorry Sir, but i think that we are out of Clam Boofer at the moment.
guy #2: HAHAHAHA

by Dan Stephens September 30, 2008

clam slammer

the act of angering the vagina by licking ones palm and violently slapping her naughty place

after performing a perfect jelly doughnut, Tim executed a clam slammer flawlessly.

by jposey September 13, 2006

Happy clam

A woman's intimate region after sex.

I made that calm happy!

by John J June 18, 2004

Clam Nigger

A clam, specifically of darker pigment that steals other clams pearls

Yeah man I heard that clam over there stole someone's pearls. What a clam nigger.

by CLAMM NIGGERR February 12, 2017

clams up

When an idea or a plan is exceptional.

We should head directly to the pub for beers; CLAMS UP! (while holding thumb pressed against fingers pointed toward the sky)

by Donny Kerabatsos January 29, 2009

gnar clam

noun. A large, chunky mucus-filled loogie that is usually coughed out of your lungs/throat.

"Dude, she just hawked the biggest gnar clam I've ever seen!"

by gethighlikeplanes October 10, 2008

Mad Clam

A vagina that harbors an STD.

Jesse got an STD from Julie's mad clam.

by Islandjunky May 15, 2009