Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

switch 22

When you pursue an individual but soon find out you are attracted to his/her friend. So you smoothly transition from one person to the next without realization of the person you were originally interested in. Even in circumstances where the person realizes it, your game is so smooth that they will appear jealous and dramatic if they protest you. Many attempt this, but fail hilariously.

I was all about her, until I saw her friend beside her ordering drinks. So I entertained them both and ended up leaving with her friend. It was a switch 22 and she didn't even know it.

by Courtshipisanart970 April 12, 2014

Switch Lives Don't Matter

The Switch is a drink sold in U.S public schools. The drink is comprised of concentrated juices that have been claimed uneffective for common sales.

"Switch lives don't matter" *Throws Switch at bathroom wall*

by Zyaisol September 29, 2017

swift skatepark

A skate park in Vancouver, Washington that was built in 1998 far lack of a skate park in the area besides Burnside in Portland, Oregon. The park is rough and could have been a lot better but the locals make do with what they got and they absolutely shred and they love that park and will do anything to keep it around for future generations. The park has some locals/locs who have been there since day one and still skate it and you are very likely to come across some of them if you decide to go there

Bro 1"Hey bro lets go skate VNC"
Bro 2 "Nah dude fuck VNC lets go skate swift skatepark and see what the locs are up too"
Bro 1 "im fucking down. SWIFT 4 LIFE"

by SWIFT LOCS 4 LIFE June 23, 2019

Switch and dip

To switch a breakfast hotdog for an uncrustable

Zaid did a switch and dip when he swapped his breakfast corn dog for Thomas’ hot dog because they’re bro’s.

by iM hAviNg A pAniC aTtAcK December 4, 2019

Switch

A person who switches from top to bottom and is flexible between both positions. Someone who is baby but also daddy.

Serenity is such a switch! She can’t make up her mind.

by the maddy March 16, 2020

Swiftwolfe

Swiftwolfe means fast wolf with an e at the end ,Swiftwolfe's are usually really Deadly

Is that a Swiftwolfe I see I can tell by his/her Deadliness.

by Handzz June 2, 2020