sweater kittens

another word for boobs, awesome ones. sometimes referred to as "sk's"

"man o man, sally has some nice sweater kittens. meow"
also.... "nice sk's, not you"

by hallsy September 17, 2002

Argyle Sweater

An argyle sweater is a knitted article of clothing with a diamond shape pattern. It is typically seen or worn by shallow douche bags that attempt to look wealthier and more important than they really are.

Robbie: Man, I'm thinking of buying an Argyle Sweater.
Timothy: What? Robbie, Ew.. do you want to look like Mr. Rogers puked all over you?

Robbie: not necessarily, you are right man, I'll just buy a bow tie instead.

by blah, blah, blah. July 22, 2012

Sweater Puppy

A small dog held inside a hot chick's fall coat. Often sticking its head out, looking helpless, but really thinking, "You're not cute enough to get up in this chick's sweater and you know it! BUT I AM A LITTLE DOGGIE SO I CAN!"

Dude, check out the sweater puppy in that chick's coat!

by AaronS August 21, 2008

tooth sweater

The warm coat left on your teeth after giving a blowjob.

"After taking my man juice's moneyshot last night I woke up this such a tooth sweater."

by Moneyshotman February 5, 2010

sweater party

A gay party where the dudes arrive wearing only sweaters. The lack of clothing makes for easy action.

I just got back from my second sweater party in two nights and boy does my ass hurt. Luckily I get to lay around the house and watch football all day!

by Removed January 8, 2009

sweeter than chocolate

Alisa Aydin

You know you're sweeter than chocolate?

by lawlzorz. October 21, 2010

Cashmere Sweater

a fat chick with hair on her lower back

dude I got that chicks shirt off and her back looked like a cashmere sweater!

by ricodreammaker January 27, 2011